Monday, November 19, 2012

Commuter Train

Things fellow passengers do to irritate me on my commute.

1) Sick people. Medicate yourself to keep snot in their appropriate orifices or move to another car.

2) Picking your nose. Gross. Enough said.

3) Littering. Do we really need to explain this?

4) Feet on seat. Get them off.

5) Knees up against the back of seat in front of you. It is annoyance to person in front of you.

6). Talking in the quiet car. Quiet car. Get it?

7) Farters.

8) Invading my personal space.

Dude next to me has hit numbers 1,2,3, 5 and 8.

Hey hey you you get offa my train. 

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